spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone
“September tastes of ashes. And yet it insists. Softly. But it insists”— Julia de Burgos, from Song of the Simple Truth: Poems; “Autumn Psalm,”
Pokemon NPCs: “Pokemon are very friendly and helpful to humans!”
Pokedex: “This shitfuck revels in skinning it’s victims alive, storing their bodies in caves.”
is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.
Blizzard: *makes one (1) character gay*
The Straights: Um…where’s OUR representation????
LGBT+ community: *ecstatic that the face of Overwatch is gay*
The Straights: Why,,,,,, does it matter what she is? ?? stop being happy
curiosity-killed-the-cosplayer:
I’ll never understand The Pokemon Company because they have over 700 original characters, and yet only make merchandise for about 12 of them.
Do you really want merchandise of a gas ball or a floating rock with arms
y e s.
stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit







